Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 16, 2017

  1. Blunebottle
    blunebottle  over 6 years ago

    Shove over a little- I’ll join you.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Why do you think he’s down there in the first place?

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Then there’s the third option. Turn off the bloody television!

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    DanFlak  over 6 years ago

    First the news outlets convince you that the bogeyman is under your bed and now it’s gotten to the point where that’s the preferred choice.

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    Arianne  over 6 years ago

    Where the Wild Things Are.

    “Oh, please don’t go—we’ll eat you up—we love you so!”

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    J Short  over 6 years ago

    Probably __________ News. (Insert your hated station) I’ll be back to see who wins.

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    Wilde Bill  over 6 years ago

    If it wasn’t for Jeopardy, I would even turn on the set.

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    blunebottle  over 6 years ago

    WILDE BILL: I stopped watching when Letterman retired. Seriously.

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