Hmm. If all religious people behaved according to their own moral rules for even half an hour, I’d concede the end times. Then I’d go get some beer and watch the Blues Brothers movie again. The original one, not the crappy sequel. And it’d be the good beer, too. Maybe even the stuff that goes for more than $10 per case, not including the returned empties. But I don’t have a Bluray player, so it wouldn’t be the Bluray version. And no director cut commentary. And I’d get a couple bags of chips, and some things of cool ranch dip. But, mostly I’d want the beer.
Heads would explode; maybe then we could all just get along. Would the beer be headless too? Not sure how I feel about that; may have to concede chaos to save the beer.
Christianity, Judaism and Islam need to figure out who is the true version and stick with it. So far they should be fighting each other instead of bothering the rest of us.
Ida No over 6 years ago
Hmm. If all religious people behaved according to their own moral rules for even half an hour, I’d concede the end times. Then I’d go get some beer and watch the Blues Brothers movie again. The original one, not the crappy sequel. And it’d be the good beer, too. Maybe even the stuff that goes for more than $10 per case, not including the returned empties. But I don’t have a Bluray player, so it wouldn’t be the Bluray version. And no director cut commentary. And I’d get a couple bags of chips, and some things of cool ranch dip. But, mostly I’d want the beer.
6turtle9 over 6 years ago
Heads would explode; maybe then we could all just get along. Would the beer be headless too? Not sure how I feel about that; may have to concede chaos to save the beer.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 6 years ago
Christianity, Judaism and Islam need to figure out who is the true version and stick with it. So far they should be fighting each other instead of bothering the rest of us.