Brevity by Dan Thompson for September 04, 2017

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 6 years ago

    He looks a little crusty and he’s just loafing around. He’d butter get back to being a warrior or he could be in a jam.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

     

    Well, I think you should hurry up and eat him…

    without him being your weakness, you’ll be stronger.

     

    I know, some people will say you should just butter him up…

    maybe toast him first…

    you know, to shield him….

     

    but I think that would be kinda crumby, if you’re in tendon to dis-Troy him anyway.

     

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    CeeJay  over 6 years ago

    I wish I could buy a bag of bread heels. It’s my favorite part!

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    formathe  over 6 years ago

    I Wonder how much bread he got for this ‘pane’. ( who’s bilingual)

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    BaconBoyCamper  over 6 years ago

    We called the first heel, the “Laugh Crust”.

    The last heel, we called the “Cry Crust”

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    gopher gofer  over 6 years ago

    next time you want to write a joke like this, heel…

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    shipl14  over 6 years ago

    He wants more dough

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