What they need is a Mall GPS: “Turn around as soon as possible. In 30 feet turn left at the Aeropostale.” It would be even better inside the stores: “Turn right at Men’s shoes. Proceed 4 aisles and turn left at men’s suits. You have reached your destination - now pull out your credit card.”
we have a new HUGH Menard’s store, I’ve never ventured farther than 5 aisles from the checkouts. I’m afraid I’ll never find my way out if I do.
They do have a store map, but it’s an aerial view and my eyes are about 5 feet from ground level. I need one of those “street view” maps for the place.
cdword, where can I get one of those in-store GPS things?
margueritem over 13 years ago
It’s Murphy’s Law of malls.
Yukoner over 13 years ago
Broomie is about to be mauled.
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
Take a shortcut and use your broom.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
Funny, how that works every time….
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
That’s how mazes work.
ejcapulet over 13 years ago
I knew it!
cdward over 13 years ago
What they need is a Mall GPS: “Turn around as soon as possible. In 30 feet turn left at the Aeropostale.” It would be even better inside the stores: “Turn right at Men’s shoes. Proceed 4 aisles and turn left at men’s suits. You have reached your destination - now pull out your credit card.”
Allison Nunn Premium Member over 13 years ago
Cathy might actually get in shape in this mall! We usually go in the wrong door as well :-(
Dkram over 13 years ago
LOST-2
A group of strangers meet in a mall, and can’t find their way out. Attaced at every turn by the Associates. Watch and see the mistery unfold.
\\//_
Dewsolo over 13 years ago
we have a new HUGH Menard’s store, I’ve never ventured farther than 5 aisles from the checkouts. I’m afraid I’ll never find my way out if I do. They do have a store map, but it’s an aerial view and my eyes are about 5 feet from ground level. I need one of those “street view” maps for the place. cdword, where can I get one of those in-store GPS things?
Iwa Iniki over 13 years ago
Must be South Coast Plaza in Costa Mesa.
pswhitlark over 13 years ago
Ain’t that the truth!
cdward over 13 years ago
DewSolo, as soon as I invent it, I’ll let you know.
boldyuma over 13 years ago
Hmmm..I need to go bowling looking at this..
Spare…spare..gutterball..strike..spare…3-10 split..
pawpawbear over 13 years ago
Ecsher designed this mall.