The little boy in church saw the choir director stand up and asked “Why is he doing that?” The Father replied “Because the choir is about to sing”. A little later, the little boy whispered “What are the ushers doing with those big plates, Dad?”. His Father said “They’re about to take the offering”. Finally the little boy asked “Why is the preacher taking off his watch and putting it on the pulpit?”. The Father replied “No reason, son”.
Dani Rice almost 7 years ago
Been there, done that. Lawsy, but I’ve had to sit through some awful sermons!
comics guy 47 almost 7 years ago
The little boy in church saw the choir director stand up and asked “Why is he doing that?” The Father replied “Because the choir is about to sing”. A little later, the little boy whispered “What are the ushers doing with those big plates, Dad?”. His Father said “They’re about to take the offering”. Finally the little boy asked “Why is the preacher taking off his watch and putting it on the pulpit?”. The Father replied “No reason, son”.