A friend’s wife set me up with her niece. His wife had been a professional strip club dancer. I was in my late 30’s and this woman was 19. I remember kissing her and thought, “This chick has done this for a living.” Anyway, it didn’t go anywhere. Two years later I am invited to my friends house for a BBQ. I am standing out in the yard and around the corner of the house comes the niece carrying a baby and a guy behind her pushing a baby carriage with another baby. He had an expression that said, “What the hell happened?”
Before I ever knew the woman who would become my wife, a Dr. told her she had a 3% chance of ever conceiving a child. We now have two unexpected gifts, both grown now, but neither one of them could be classified as a mistake. She told me she was expecting our first child the day of our 2nd anniversary. I told her that was the best anniversary gift she could give me.
Woman: Their names are IC, MC, and DC.Census Taker: I need their names ma’am. Initials just won’t do.Woman: That IC there? He’s Innocent Curiosity. And that MC? She’s MisCalculation. But that DC? He’s just Damned Carelessness!
BE THIS GUY almost 7 years ago
Kept hoping you would get it right the next time?
GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Don’t go for four.
J Short almost 7 years ago
A friend’s wife set me up with her niece. His wife had been a professional strip club dancer. I was in my late 30’s and this woman was 19. I remember kissing her and thought, “This chick has done this for a living.” Anyway, it didn’t go anywhere. Two years later I am invited to my friends house for a BBQ. I am standing out in the yard and around the corner of the house comes the niece carrying a baby and a guy behind her pushing a baby carriage with another baby. He had an expression that said, “What the hell happened?”
Jeff0811 almost 7 years ago
Before I ever knew the woman who would become my wife, a Dr. told her she had a 3% chance of ever conceiving a child. We now have two unexpected gifts, both grown now, but neither one of them could be classified as a mistake. She told me she was expecting our first child the day of our 2nd anniversary. I told her that was the best anniversary gift she could give me.
Andrew Sleeth almost 7 years ago
“Well, to be honest, I put it at four.”
pumaman almost 7 years ago
Are you learning from them?
rekam Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Shouldn’t he have had a vasectomy a few years ago?
brain Les almost 7 years ago
I love kids and we had quite a great family but sometimes with some people that I meet I feel that birth control should be retroactive….
gopher gofer almost 7 years ago
someday he’s gonna figure out how that happens…
K M almost 7 years ago
Not nice, dude. Beginning to think the first mistake was the one your parents made.
Cami Su Buster almost 7 years ago
Woman: Their names are IC, MC, and DC.Census Taker: I need their names ma’am. Initials just won’t do.Woman: That IC there? He’s Innocent Curiosity. And that MC? She’s MisCalculation. But that DC? He’s just Damned Carelessness!