Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 20, 2017

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    jreckard  almost 7 years ago

    The two friends were destined to meet.

    It’s a quark of fate.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    TOP UP the glasses so he can CHARM his friend. Things will get STRANGE as they get DOWN to the BOTTOM of the bottle.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Quarkage fee?

    I do hope the restaurant doesn’t practice any particular sort of discrimination.

     

    That little guy may be tiny,

    but he’s well connected in this state.

    He can get the matter looked into,

    cos he’s a well known constituent.

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    Arianne  almost 7 years ago

    Judging by the size of his shnoz, (W.C. Fields would be jealous!) I’d say that atom likes to get smashed!

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    coffeeturtle  almost 7 years ago

    Now that’s a spooky entanglement!

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    gopher gofer  almost 7 years ago

    his friend’s got quarky tastes… it’s hard to see what the attraction might be…

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 7 years ago

    Valence is their only attraction.

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    To hell with that! C’mon atom, let’s split!

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    gammaguy  almost 7 years ago

    1) Don’t worry. That quarkage fee is only a fractional charge.

    OR

    2) I’m going to need to see some ID to verify your quarkage.

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