Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for July 06, 2017

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 7 years ago

    “Well, if it were half full, I wouldn’t need any more yet, would I?”

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    Charliegirl Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Absolutely!

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    vishooter  almost 7 years ago

    It means he’s a realist. If you are filling a glass and you get to the halfway point, it is half full. If you are drinking from it and get to the halfway point, it is half empty.

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    jeffiekins  almost 7 years ago

    The glass is always full. Some water, some air.

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    guy42  almost 7 years ago

    The glass is too big for the amount of water in it.

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    BWR  almost 7 years ago

    For a pessimist, the glass would fall off the table & break on the floor.

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    assrdood  almost 7 years ago

    The optimist says half full, the pessimist says half empty, the engineer says “the glass is twice as big as it needs to be”

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    grainpaw  almost 7 years ago

    The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid the optimist is right.

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    locake  almost 7 years ago

    How much water does he drink during the night? Half a glass should be more than enough.

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    Purple-Stater Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Whether half-empty or half-full is fully dependent on it’s previous state. Without that observation it is simply half a glass of water.

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