Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for July 04, 2017

We have to assume that in brushing past Jimmy, Dafne struck him an inadvertent blow that will teach her a lesson about jumping to conclusions.

P1, See these , Jimmy? Remember them forever cause this is as close as you’ll ever get to seeing them unleashed!

P2, Double D elbows her way past Jimmy (The Shot Putter) leaving him to play with his ball.

P3, Don’t feel so bad, Carrie. Not everyone can be blessed with Double D’s.

There was actually a chance for a moment to actually make this a story, Gary (The Hurdler) is gay, he’s going to the seminary to be a monk, but nooooo! Turns out Gary is just an a-hole. And we still haven’t finished baseball season as we reach the 4th of July.

I miss the old days when Gil, Mimi, the kids and the dog would be eating hot dogs and hamburgers around the pool and Gil would give his Happy July 4th message. Have a good anyway, people.

In all reality , Maybe Double D ought to start hitting the gym. With all the junk in the trunk she’s showing in P2 she’ll be called Double Wide .

P1- Eyes up here Mongo! P2- Dafne struts off in her plumbers pants, angered there’s no Hoo in the fridge. P3- After forever, The Copywrite Café remains in business, serving teenagers in angst, dealing with topical issues. The ants have formed a conveyor line, transferring Carrie’s Cinnabon to a better place.

Back when I was the main character, we talked about our teenage angst between playing sports, not instead of it.

P-1: I’m a little Teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my other handle? OMG, I’m a Sugar Bowl!

P-2: Dionne Warwick sings “Walk On By”

P-3: Of course he’s out of your league.You’re in a Girls Softball league and he runs boys track. You’re a real genius.

P-3: DD math goes it’s not 2 + 2, you’ve got that backwards

P2.5 It probably didn’t help when he smacked that behind and said, “C’mere”…now he and Ryan are in the same boat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rP3Hi1f7Og

Here’s one for today. All of you be careful with the grills, fireworks, traffic, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsG20JWshUk

P1 – She finally earns that DD nickname.

P2 – Her butt decides to get in on the enlarging trend.

P3 – She morphs back into that emaciated featureless creature.

And speaking of morphing, today’s Mopped Up Thorp attempts to morph into the comedy genre: https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

I cannot believe none of us has thought of this before now. This is not a song. It’s from one of our favorite TV shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQNkeugaAMc

P2 – so big, each cheek gets its own dialogue.