FoxTrot by Bill Amend for June 25, 2017

peter has a girlfriend?

Peter, this is why you ask “What were we doing?”. If she won’t tell you, she’s lying and guessed.

I wonder if Paige & Nicole are going to be watching “Superman Returns” all because of what a hunk Brandon Routh is.

Indeed these are new. Paige has the gall to ask for popcorn money, What about paying for the fuel.

“I’m in the middle of a match, dear Paige, dear Paige, dear Paige…”

“Please take me, dear Peter, dear Peter, dear Peter…”

“Ask mother, dear Paige, dear Paige, dear Paige…”

“She’s not home, dear Peter, dear Peter, dear Peter…”

“Then walk there, dear Paige, dear Paige, dear Paige…”

“It’s supposed to rain, dear Peter, dear Peter, dear Peter…”

“Bring an umbrella, dear Paige, dear Paige, dear Paige…”

“It’s too far, dear Peter, dear Peter, dear Peter…”

“Then wait for me, dear Paige, dear Paige, dear Paige, dear Paige…”

“How long will you be, dear Peter, dear Peter, dear Peter…”

“45 mins, dear Paige, dear Paige, dear Paige…”

“Iknowwhatyouandyourgirlfrindwerereallydoinglastfriday, dear Peter, dear Peter, dear Peter…”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzm9urjQbWU

It wouldn’t be a problem if Paige has a boyfriend, but when is that going to happen?

Technically, this isn’t extortion. It’s blackmail.

So does this mean we can look forward to the reappearance of Denise? Hope so – if my memory is correct, we’ve not seen her in the strip for quite some time.

Denise?

Oh no! Is Paige talking about what I THINK she is?! I hope not!!!

Oh no. Are the commenters thinking what I’m thinking?

Good one. I have to try this once with my cousin when he will get a girlfriend.

paige ur trash

I dunno if Denise is ready for THAT…