Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 13, 2008

Transcript:

Customer: 4,750 calories! There's no way I can order my usual Bad Boy breakfast! Zonker: Well, sir, you could order the Wee Willy breakfast. It's only 2,300 calories. Customer: Wee Willy? Right. You think you can embarrass people by giving it a kid's name, don't you? Well, I want Wee Willy! Zonker: A what, sir? Customer: You heard me. A Wee Willy. Zonker: One Wee Willy! Over here! Voices: Hee, hee! Wuss.