Any turtle would be lucky to have you, Verne.
Verne, trust me on this one. You’ll get along in life much easier once you’ve admitted to yourself that no right woman, er, I mean turtle, would have you.
It’s not like the raccoons are lining up around the block for RJ.
R.I.P
Vern isn’t correct since they spend considerable time as aquatic hunters before becoming the winged mayfly.
Tortoise… surely?
You and Hawthorne both. Enjoy your freedom.
At least some turtles have very long lives!
There was a female turtle early in the strip, but she didn’t fancy him. Then he dated Sheila Snail until hunger got the better of him.
RJ, what about you?
Racoon lifespan in the wild: around 3 years. Turtle : up to 100 years. I think you still have the time , Verne
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Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 7 years ago
Any turtle would be lucky to have you, Verne.
Andrew Sleeth almost 7 years ago
Verne, trust me on this one. You’ll get along in life much easier once you’ve admitted to yourself that no right woman, er, I mean turtle, would have you.
Ermine Notyours almost 7 years ago
It’s not like the raccoons are lining up around the block for RJ.
b2grimmy almost 7 years ago
R.I.P
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 7 years ago
Vern isn’t correct since they spend considerable time as aquatic hunters before becoming the winged mayfly.
Lycanthrope almost 7 years ago
Tortoise… surely?
cuzinron47 almost 7 years ago
You and Hawthorne both. Enjoy your freedom.
Mark Tretter almost 7 years ago
At least some turtles have very long lives!
Seed_drill almost 7 years ago
There was a female turtle early in the strip, but she didn’t fancy him. Then he dated Sheila Snail until hunger got the better of him.
Stephen Gilberg almost 7 years ago
RJ, what about you?
cabalonrye almost 7 years ago
Racoon lifespan in the wild: around 3 years. Turtle : up to 100 years. I think you still have the time , Verne