Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 23, 2017

Bucky’s train of thought has officially jumped the track.

I’m not sure it ever left the roundhouse

There has been at least one human killed by a beaver, AFTER this strip was drawn.

Stupid Belarusian fisherman grabbed it to take a picture with it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beaver_attack

Another item of Bucky logic that I just ignore. If I tried to understand it, I would go nuts.

I have to agree with Bucky…no R-rex ever took half my house and ran off with my best friend.

My ex-girlfriend had a very dangerous beaver…

A very small breeze could blow Satchel’s mind.

A T-Rex rated Beaver…hmmm sounds powerful.

I’m trying to remember all those reasoning tricks we learned about at college – you know like band standing, Applepiegrandma, etc. This has got to fall under one of them. But like Bill S. I try not to follow Bucky’s ambush reasoning.

Ever seen one up close, on the hoof? That’s one big@$$ rat, I ain’t messing with it.

Nice Beaver! Thanks. I just had it stuffed!

But if you watch “Jurassic Beaver,” that’s like a totally different kind of movie.

This strip wouldn’t be as funny without Sach. :)