Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for January 01, 2009

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    Edcole1961  over 15 years ago

    I have never read a “Basic Instructions” that didn’t have at least one laugh-out loud joke in it, including this one. The Portia de Rossi line was absoutely hilarious.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 15 years ago

    Geez, and here I thought Scott might just be attracted to a masculine looking type of women.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  over 15 years ago

    But it also goes to show that in comedy, timing is everything!

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    rayannina  over 15 years ago

    I’m not sure which was funnier – the Portia deRossi joke, or me trying to explain to my wife why the Portia deRossi joke was funny.

    BRING BACK THE REAL WIFE!

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    gary wolner  over 15 years ago

    I don’t believe this guy reads the comment page! O.M.G. Happy New Years!

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    Danae Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Now she looks like your daughter. Get your own wife back!

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    Dyrinda Tyson  over 15 years ago

    Naturally, I had to send this one to a friend who’s the king of the “crawling joke.” He will not take the hint, of course.

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    ndroberts95  over 15 years ago

    Portia being a lesbian* in real life is an intended part of the joke, right? Or is this just a solid gold coincindence? *not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    TStrickland01  over 15 years ago

    Ryan, I think with the fact that Scott used “feminine” and “like a lesbian” in quotes, that this is a complete over the top slam dunk on some negative posters from the past. But I could be wrong, but rarely are there true coincidences.

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    TStrickland01  over 15 years ago

    Edcole, I agree that the LOL stuff happens nearly every time, but there are also some subtle items that really drive home the point of panel four. Five synonym references of fat along with a game piece is priceless. I nearly choked on a cup of coffee when I read …chessbishop.

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    Terry1844  almost 15 years ago

    Bring back the old Image I think that Lesbians are HOT LOOKING

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