Nick Anderson for April 20, 2017

Tomorrow morning at 3 a.m. and after 7 tweets everything will be reversed again….

Yes, it will be the Vinson Carl SSU

Ah, but the strawberries, that’s, that’s where I had them, they laughed at me and made jokes. . .

So Trump lost an aircraft carrier. So what? Could have happened to anyone.

Speak loudly and carry a tiny stick.

“Admiral” Dumpster actually makes Gilligan look competent!

Mean while America’s domestic problems such as infrastructure can be neglected while he fumbles foreign policy and scares the bejeeesus out of military families. Hey, a draft for his next World War is a bigly thing that even conservatives might notice!

Trump isn’t even leading from behind, he’s moving us backwards. He is as good of a commander-in-chief as he is with negotiating deals with Congress. What an incompetent cry baby.

O, the Grand Old Dump of Trump,He had ten thousand men.He marched them up to the top of the hill,and he marched them down againAnd he did it in a boat.

Captain Wrongway Peter Peachfuzz

This would be even better if they were rowing inopposite directions!

Trump don’t care about geography. It’s just a country “Over there, somewhere!”