Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 05, 2017

Vanity is a character flaw, and Phoebe once observed that one of her nostrils was slightly bigger. Does it count as telling the truth if the speaker believes they are lying?

It’s hard for her to do, just like with Applejack. Of course we all know why right?

oh, the pressure is just too much for one unicorn to handle

This reminds me of Red Dwarf.

That must have been a strain on her throat saying that.

Next, teach her guilt.

I pictured this with Applejack instead, but I had to figure out a lie that would make sense.

1. Lying is never, everevereverever funny. 2. You should never, everevereverever stress out a good friend like that, especially for such an awful reason. Shame on you, Phoebe, twice.

“This pen, which I hold in my hand, is re-re-re-re-re-ROYAL BLUE!”

Oh, the humanity!Oh, the unicornity!

Why are all the comments really close together?

Phoebe better have recorded that.

Well, Marigold didn’t lie. }:-)