Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for April 25, 2017

“Rock and fire”? Rock breaks scissors. Fire burns paper. Sounds like a sure winner.

Why do I get the feeling Carrie’s going to lose her poise and the game?

P1 should say “A few guys from the never-before-mentioned track team.”

Oooh I’ve seen rock and I’ve seen fire, I’ve seen a guy from the track team that Carrie admires, But I’m pretty sure I won’t see Boo again.

Yep…gonna choke now.

According to Wikipedia, I don’t Argonia has a chance. The name “argon” is derived from the Greek word ἀργόν, neuter singular form of ἀργός meaning “lazy” or “inactive”, as a reference to the fact that the element undergoes almost no chemical reactions.

P2- There is no tougher ant in The Valley than the Milford ant. Why, Dafne’s 2 run double did nothing to dislodge the little freeloaders.

Is Moe, Larry or Curley really Gary Meola in P1? And why is one of them wearing baseball pants?

Double D not only writes hard-hitting stories for the Milford Trumpet she’s also a hard hitter on the softball team even while using a Wiffle ball bat. No wonder it bent on contact.

Way to shake Carrie up even more than she already was, 13.

I remember bitter Agent 13 on Get Smart who hid in boxes, fire hydrants, mail boxes, etc. to spy for CONTROL. I wonder if she’s related?

What’s even more impressive is that Double D doubled using a bowling pin.

DD is wearing my old soccer number. I feel like I actually know her.

Sounds like Astro talking: “Okay ‘Rorge’ ; rock, road, and fire!”

In all reality , Milford honors Ted Big Klu Klutzinskii by wearing throwback jerseys like he used to wear. Double D displays her Popeye Jr arms .

Always seen “Dafne” spelled “Daphne”. What gives? And “Rock and Fire” as an expletive?