Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 24, 2017

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Chaz, you shouldn’t have a dog in your house if you let him walk all over you like that. Just stick with fish…

Apes, actually. Poncho’s claim is unlikely; it could have gone the other way as well.

But that just shows how things change.

And then my ancestors came in a group and skinned your ancestors and wore their hides. Then we tamed the pups. Which is why you’re here mooching off the apex predator on the planet. Because there’s nothing on this planet we can’t kill, kill and eat, kill and wear. So there. Nyah Nyah

Well Poncho if that is your theory what happened to you ?

That’s a heck of a mooch.

And now you have to beg one of that monkey’s descendants for food.

Two words Chazz. “Proove it.” And keep your chips!

You both had to watch out for the cats’ ancestors.

That went from mooch to munch with only the tiniest bit of extortion. Easy day for Poncho.

Sometimes, where you’re from doesn’t matter as much as where you’re going…

LOVE Chazz’ expression

I got my own Poncho yesterday! He doesn’t mooch. He just sits by me and thinks up nefarious plots. I’m only a tiny bit worried.