Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells for March 25, 2017

Now she’s going to flip him, the bird..

Let’s see if Whimsy VR mecha can rust.

You would expect anything less?

Given that Nick said that the “real horror” was the “scripted host banter” I would say that puns are ALWAYS a part of this ride. I also love the part where the guide doesn’t realize that his is the evil version.

And I suspect that “scripted host banter” cannot be altered or interfered with.

I say this tour is in the sewer

Standing here on the poop deck.

A punning bird is quite absurd

Dredging up the dreck.

It gives one paws to have a mane

Look to see that I ain’t lion.

Such monkey business makes one go ape

Now laughing until cryin’.

Stop the ride, please let me off

Evil version malevolent.

Thought I was game for anything

‘Cept cleaning up after irrelephant.

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