Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 30, 2017

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Andy’s got quite the reputation, he has!

Andy Capp, Esq., BSc, (Water Quality Analyst)

Oye water quality Heh? Is it clean enough to tread water, or polluted enough that even Andy can walk on water?

Andy would rather have a job testing beer quality!

It’s perfect for him but the guy presented it all wrong…“Andy, they’ll pay for your pints when you end up in er at the canal.”

It is a good job for him. He’s a natural and it is in his best interest to ensure the water quality is acceptable since he spends so much time in it.

Finally, a job Andy is perfectly suited for!

Hope there aren’t any sharks in the canal.

“How’s the canal’s water quality, Mr. Capp?”

Andy: “It’s wet.”