Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 31, 2017

At least if he were wearing checked boxers, this would not be so hideous!

{sigh} As long as his rally doesn’t involve the car keys. We don’t want a repeat of that incident from a year ago.

Uneven Stephen unseen unseemly this evening still dreaming.

Barbra is about to get a pleasant surprise.

good grief, this is really getting out of hand!

I just don’t know what to say. So I’ll watch as the events unfold. I mean if Happy is right about Barbara or if she doesn’t find it so pleasant, either way, ’twill be quite the show.

With his wand in his hand…..

Stephen had better go back to bed.

Da King is in da house!!!!! Luckily she installed that new bolt and lock on the front door. He has not yet figured out the code to open itXD. Picolli……wand in his hand??? Haaa!!!

OK. I’m heading back down to the store for a barrel of industrial strength brain bleach.

Thanks for the reminder! This stuff comes in handy on Ballard Street.

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The rail may end his rally…

Rally ’round the flag, boys!

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Awrite aWriTE!!!!… BaTPug sezx teh Fone is jumpin OFF teh HOOK at teh SheRriFF stayshun…. seams thet SteVEN fergot ta CLOZE teh Blines in the frunt winder… AGAIN..!!! Gess ahm gunna hafta drive ovr threre an havva tawk… gawd ahm not lukin forwerd ta this….. 8(()

Actually, I think you’ll find I’m being much more circumspect these days…

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Steven had been sulking in his room in the dark. Then he remembered all the other times like this and is hoping Barbara will take his wand away and chase him back up the stairs like she has so many times before. Sherif Munkybluz had better hurry, or he might get more of a surprise when they answer the door. With the blinds open like they are, he’ll be lucky if the neighbors come out and warn him before he knocks.