Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rod Whigham for April 03, 2017

Dafne? What kind of fony spelling is that?

Don’t tell me Milford is still a two-newspaper town. I thought Marjie worked for a different paper.

Suggestion for Mop: At the Milford Strumpet

Not another terrible hairstyle! Gee, what kind of dirt could they dig up on Mimi? Will Gil & Kaz strong arm Daffyknee like they did the DVD/tattoo guy? It would be worth it just to see them walk off hand in hand in the sunset. Moon too washed up to dig up stories now? Help us MUT!

Maybe they found out Gihl and MeeMee’s hiding spot for their kids. Maybe MUT was wrong last week and Gihl does not control the papers!

That looks an awful lot like the girl giving us the F’me eye in P1 the other day. Did she dig up some dirt about Mimi and Pedro? Will she somehow become Mimi’s new star player? How long will they leave us in suspense?Will we care? Even more questions. Inquiring minds need to know!

In all reality , meanwhile at the home openner despite Master Badder going 3 for 4 and driving in 2 runs Milford loses 7 to 2 . Big Ken Brown doesn’t make anything happen but enjoys the dinner A Quad and his Dad prepared .

P1- Ms. Riz K has that WHEEE!!!, I’m riding the roller coaster look. With that Cavalier attitude, LeBron is not impressed. P2- No moustache. Cannot trust this woman. P3- Ms. Thorp? Next, we will have a Gloria Steinem cameo.

Another storyline, another stupid name, and another stupid haircut. Sheesh!

Ms. Rizik looks like H.R.C. One day in and it shaping up to being a looong spring!

Prediction: Daffy is doing a title 9 investigation.

So, according to the sources and records, Mimi doesn’t have and has never had any Albanian girls on the team. Now, here’s a story of angst.

Panel three: is that an ‘official’ Dick Tracy two way wrist band communicator? Not seen one of those in a long time.

P2 – “Thank you for explaining what FOIA is to me, after I just used it to get the information I needed. It’s not like I’d know what it is.”

So the question is, what did they dig up that was hidden? Maybe it was the fact that the Thorps had a son and daughter that mysteriously nobody is aware of? And speaking of being aware, you should be aware that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is available:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/

Suddenly I’m sorry basketball ended.

I’m expecting a full expose of missing kids in Milford.

I’m not sure what to think of Dafne’s “drawers.” Can’t decide if they smiling or winking at the congregation of Thorp. One, two, three……waiting for a your despicable reference.