Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for March 21, 2017

Well, if they would USE it, they’d be happier to pay the fees.

A guilty conscience raises its head.

So… even when she’s not talking, she’s still talking all the time.

Some people can say a lot with a raised eyebrow.

Big assumption on your part, Arlo. BIG assumption.

Definition: A boat is a hole in the water into which you constantly pour money.

BOAT = Break Out Another Thousand

body language, Janis

Marina Beamavich, a Russian gymnast….

Two happiest days of a mariner’s life: the day the boat is bought, and the day the boat is sold.

Maybe Arlo should consider getting a boat trailer and hauling it home. At least that way he won’t have the marina fees to pay. My next door neighbor keeps a boat that way. Admittedly, my neighbor’s boat is much smaller than the one Arlo bought from Gus.

I’d live on it except 1) I’m past the age of boat upkeep. 2) Hubby gets seasick.

My kinda of Marina Berth!… Sends out a statement every four years…..

Wait until he has to pay for refinishing the hull the paint is made out of angels tears and diamond dust.

It’s only a cartoon yacht. It exists only in the imagination.

BOAT – bring out another thousand