In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 30, 2017

“I’m a deadbeat. I’ll prove it when the starter says, ‘Ready, dead set, go.’ "

His pace is…Life

“Half a step faster than yours.”

…in the end…. dead last.

It doesn’t matter, you still can’t outrun death.

This must be the sequel to movie shown on Mystery Science Theatre 3000 “Racing with Death”…..

fast enough to pick up stragglers.

“Five lives every marathon.”

Phidippides died. That’s what’s supposed to happen after you run 26 miles.

So I can stay…. Farrrrrrr away from YOU!