Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 03, 1988
Transcript:
Mike: Zonk, I need your advice on something. But you must swear never to tell anyone about this... Zonker: So sworn! What's up? Mike: Nicole asked me to go on a weekend with her. She wants to have an affair. Zonker: You and Nicole? Hee, hee! Well, thanks for clearing that up for me, Mike! Mike: Clearing what up? Zonker: I've been trying to remember whether I was stoned tonight.