Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 1987
Transcript:
Phil: Gretchen, get Clayton up here. I need him to do some numbers-crunching. Gretchen: Uh...he's a little indisposed, sir. Phil: Indisposed? Gretchen: He's in a trading frenzy, sir. He's turning 30 today, and he still hasn't made his first million. Phil: He's an Arentrager, and he hasn't made his first million? What's the matter with him? Gretchen: He's kind of a straight arrow, sir. At least he was before it got down to the wire. Clayton: Attention! Does anyone have any inside information he's not using? Person: Gosh, Clay, that's illegal.