Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 23, 2017

For her you need a magic bottle.

Next you’ll be telling me that Bewitched was fiction, too.

As a teenage boy…..Barbara Eden was very hard to watch and not think about….well, you know.

Good thing too… if Jeannie had been a Jinn Major Nelson would have had much bigger problems!

Perhaps but I’ll never dream of you.

I met Barbara Eden last year. She’s a very sweet woman and still beautiful.

I have an idea, just wish that he was.

Barbara Eden’s figure was fact enough for me.