Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 25, 2017

The conversation was started by asking something.

No, Peter, you’re too late to answer Stan’s question. Accept it.

Tony asked, about 7 hours ago

Would they?

I think someone had too much of a certain culture yesterday…

So, it isn’t just the dogs around here.

Before indoor-toilets were invented it was actually quite common to pee anywhere. The Palace of Versailles for example must have smelled like a rest stop toilet during the reign of the Sun King, because visitors or inhabitants used to pee into every corner.

Answer: NO!!!

Is it a coincidence that the poop deck on sailing ships is always down wind?

There are some questions that simply shouldn’t be asked.

Eldest daughter once asked me, in a voice heavy with concern, where angels went to the bathroom.

Probably

This is a crappy subject. Can we move on.

@Tony:

It makes me think of the question, “Where would a 500-pound vulture go potty?” The answer, of course, is “Anywhere he wants to!”. And you all might want to answer today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Is it too late?