Herman by Jim Unger for February 27, 2017

If you don’t want cyanide in your soup, quietly dispose of them and ask no more questions. If you find a (former) pedestrian, on the other hand….

That’s her collection. you need to hang them in the garage! Is nothing obvious?

I’d be more concerned with the size of the meal.

From one of those scavenger hunts no doubt.

Cop: Mam you were driving the wrong way on a one way street. Didn’t you see the arrows?

Lady: Arrows? I didn’t even see the Indians!

If you take down the signs, you don’t have to follow them.

A few little things she picked up in her travels.

At least she’s cleaning up after herself.

“They weren’t necessary”

“Souvenirs of incidents too minor to mention.”