Marti’s notes are actually MAARGARDS Actuary tables that Marti is using on his WDIG radio show, broadcasting from the golden towers of his tree fort/ home!
A Quad is working at such a furious pace the ants are flying off of him and reinfesting the gym.
Either the Valley Tech player that A Quad is about to kick in the head in P2 is a midget or that basket is 20 feet high. A question. From the markings on the floor, it looks like A Quad is trying to dunk in the auxiliary basket. if so, why isn’t that basket cranked up above the court? That would explain why nobody is bothering to play defense on him.
In all reality , Double A breaks into I Believe I Can Fly and in the post game interview sponsored by MçShane’s Hardware , for Milford’s finest nuts, bolts and friendly on staff actuary for all your hardware and actuarial needs , AA says he dedicated the game to his Mom whose in the Witness Protection Program but would be listening .
O.K.. Looks like a win as the post game DJ plays Toni Tennille crooning Mudlark, err, Muskrat Love. Marty packs up his trusty Mr. Microphone, hops into his 1973 AMC Gremlin and fires up his CB to deliver the post game show. Aaron, as expected, will once again skip the shower celebration, slap on some Secret and bolt. Bet I know who next season’s Captain is.
Gee…if Gil only knew that snooping around in his players personal lives would get positive results he might have done it more often and have several “State Champion Coach” coffee mugs on his desk.
So that’s it! Aaaaron is a trans gender going through re-assignment and according to Marty has “periodic” “dominating” nights. I guess we know what role he’ll play when he becomes his dream “Woman”. Pretty racy stuff for Milford.
In addition to his basketball skills, Aaron Aagard also has the abiltiy to be in two places at once — he’s doing a crossover in today’s “For Better Or For Worse”!
On the down days he doesn’t eat his Wheaties or drink his Ovaltine. It’s because of the poor financial situation (which is why he says its ‘her problem) and they can’t afford to buy enough of either for him to have them everyday.
So when Aaaaron is on, he’s on! I never saw a kid jump high enough that his feet could clear someone’s head. Marty seems to have picked up on his up and down play, why isn’t he doing any investigative reporting to figure it out? And speaking of figuring it out, I think by now you can figure out where to read Mopped Up Thorp.
dutchpuppy about 7 years ago
So when will it be that “…inquiring minds want to know?” will get their answer to the burning question of why he runs out of gaas?
chiphilton about 7 years ago
No mention of raves or music for weeks. Was that another blind alley?
Lukebunkin about 7 years ago
Marti’s notes are actually MAARGARDS Actuary tables that Marti is using on his WDIG radio show, broadcasting from the golden towers of his tree fort/ home!
TheBrownStarfish about 7 years ago
A Quad is working at such a furious pace the ants are flying off of him and reinfesting the gym.
Either the Valley Tech player that A Quad is about to kick in the head in P2 is a midget or that basket is 20 feet high. A question. From the markings on the floor, it looks like A Quad is trying to dunk in the auxiliary basket. if so, why isn’t that basket cranked up above the court? That would explain why nobody is bothering to play defense on him.
Where is Marty’s sippy cup?
Mr Reality about 7 years ago
In all reality , Double A breaks into I Believe I Can Fly and in the post game interview sponsored by MçShane’s Hardware , for Milford’s finest nuts, bolts and friendly on staff actuary for all your hardware and actuarial needs , AA says he dedicated the game to his Mom whose in the Witness Protection Program but would be listening .
bearwku82 about 7 years ago
O.K.. Looks like a win as the post game DJ plays Toni Tennille crooning Mudlark, err, Muskrat Love. Marty packs up his trusty Mr. Microphone, hops into his 1973 AMC Gremlin and fires up his CB to deliver the post game show. Aaron, as expected, will once again skip the shower celebration, slap on some Secret and bolt. Bet I know who next season’s Captain is.
James St. John Smythe about 7 years ago
A Quad’s playing like his hair’s on fire.
Irish53 about 7 years ago
Gee…if Gil only knew that snooping around in his players personal lives would get positive results he might have done it more often and have several “State Champion Coach” coffee mugs on his desk.
hifirick1953 about 7 years ago
Quad A looks like he should be playing in the Thunderdome
twainreader about 7 years ago
So that’s it! Aaaaron is a trans gender going through re-assignment and according to Marty has “periodic” “dominating” nights. I guess we know what role he’ll play when he becomes his dream “Woman”. Pretty racy stuff for Milford.
twainreader about 7 years ago
Judging by proportionate view of the VT players, AQ must be almost rim high in P-1 when he starts the fast break
JPuzzleWhiz about 7 years ago
In addition to his basketball skills, Aaron Aagard also has the abiltiy to be in two places at once — he’s doing a crossover in today’s “For Better Or For Worse”!
miffedmax about 7 years ago
Valley Tech demoralized by the fact no one even bothered to spell out the school name on their jerseys.
tcar-1 about 7 years ago
On the down days he doesn’t eat his Wheaties or drink his Ovaltine. It’s because of the poor financial situation (which is why he says its ‘her problem) and they can’t afford to buy enough of either for him to have them everyday.
JerryPulver about 7 years ago
D’ough!
Mopman about 7 years ago
So when Aaaaron is on, he’s on! I never saw a kid jump high enough that his feet could clear someone’s head. Marty seems to have picked up on his up and down play, why isn’t he doing any investigative reporting to figure it out? And speaking of figuring it out, I think by now you can figure out where to read Mopped Up Thorp.
https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/