Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 21, 2017

My dog is DEFINITELY his brother!!

My dachshund tries to do that in the car seat; to no avail.

She left out an “un” as in “Unmake your bed like your brother.”

There is always that ‘one’ in the family.

Old joke: why do some dogs turn around three times before lying down? They’re watch dogs and they are just winding themselves up.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down — very important traits in times like these.Robert Benchley, “Your Boy and His Dog” (Chips Off The Old Benchley, 1949)

The first dog made his bed — and now he’s lying in it.