Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 21, 2017
Transcript:
"Dear Diary, Marigold's been gone a few days. It's the longest we've ever been apart since we met. It's weird how you can get used to someone, even the annoying stuff. Like how she's vain, and kind of smells like alfalfa, and has that nose-whistle, and she's always humming 'Shiny Happy People". I love all that stuff. She must never know."
Averagemoe about 7 years ago
Unicorn Withdrawal, Stage 4 and 1/2: Contemplation.
codycab about 7 years ago
Cmon Dana! Show us Marigold and her sister again!
rpmurray about 7 years ago
It’s like déjà vu all over again.
WaitingMan about 7 years ago
“I hate that song.”, Michael Stipe, referring to “Shiny Happy People” during his appearance on “Space Ghost Coast to Coast”.
A R V reader about 7 years ago
Eventually, she will know.
euvnrutas about 7 years ago
Once out on the internet… always out on the internet. I wonder what service provider Unicorns use?
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 7 years ago
Doesn’t Marigold get on the computer too? She should write it out long hand on paper.
ars731 about 7 years ago
“Besides everyone knows Orange Crush is the best REM song anway”
rgcviper about 7 years ago
A good song, though. However, I’m with you, ars731 … “Orange Crush” is my favorite R.E.M. song.