F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 16, 2017

the guy at the counter going to be long?

I like it!

Curious and queuereous.

I guess I’m ageist because I find the loafers copping a squat at grandma’s expense offensive.

Hey, now there you go! Great idea! Just please no one the size of a sumo wrestler in MY lap, OK?

That’s fine if you don’t mind touching strangers and having someone butt on your knees. I’d rather stand.

See Rhymes with Orange 2-15-17. Two great minds.