Close to Home by John McPherson for January 21, 2017

Now, to grill them with questions.

They forgot to plug it in?

I thought they only caused cancer.

I still have my 20 year old electric blanket, but I have taken out the wires. Fleece sheets warm me up in the winter just fine without the worry of the blanket catching fire.

What part of “Toasty Warmth” (on the label) didn’t you understand.

“We asked for Original Recipe. This is Extra Crispy!”

Am I the only one who does NOT like the larger printed 1-panel comics?? I’ve written to Go about it. No reply so far.

Look at us; we’re WELL DONE!!!