Cats (and dogs) do hate to be mocked. But they don’t sit there and take it, they walk away. And if it’s a cat, he’ll shake a hind foot as he goes—as if he’d just buried you in the litterbox.
He will kill you, probably not today, perhaps not even next week, but he WILL kill you, in the most mind-shattering excruciatingly agonizing manner that will have you begging for the relief of mere pain. The Hot Needle of Inquiry will be merciful in comparison. Then he will dismember and dispose of your body so thoroughly that not one Meson will be found within the same cubic Parsec as another. THEN he will get mean…
orinoco womble over 7 years ago
Cats (and dogs) do hate to be mocked. But they don’t sit there and take it, they walk away. And if it’s a cat, he’ll shake a hind foot as he goes—as if he’d just buried you in the litterbox.
pumaman over 7 years ago
He’ll find a way to get back at you.
sandflea over 7 years ago
Don’t mock that cat. He’ll attack you on Twitter.
lagoulou over 7 years ago
They’ve got their nerve….they should look in a mirror themselves!
Ed Brault Premium Member over 7 years ago
He will kill you, probably not today, perhaps not even next week, but he WILL kill you, in the most mind-shattering excruciatingly agonizing manner that will have you begging for the relief of mere pain. The Hot Needle of Inquiry will be merciful in comparison. Then he will dismember and dispose of your body so thoroughly that not one Meson will be found within the same cubic Parsec as another. THEN he will get mean…