Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 29, 1975

Transcript:

Judge: Mr. Foreman, have you reached a verdict? Juror: We have your honor! We find the defendant not guilty! Clyde: What!? Not guilty?! Ginny: Clyde! Sshh! Clyde: What gives here, man?! I was attacked! Juror: Yes, but you don't have a witness! The law says you have to have a witness! Clyde: There wasn't time to send out invitations!! Juror: You should have thought of that!