Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 24, 2016

Care to show us this dance of yours, Marigold? Hey, maybe you could use a partner?

I once heard “Gangnam Style” reffered to as the “horsey dance”. But if you ask me, that’s more butt bouncing than shaking.

With a Christmas list, you won’t be surprised, but you’ll probably get what you want. No list means the surprise element. I on the other hand, am practically forced to ask for things so my folks won’t feel bad, and most of the gifts are not even on the list.

“Shake Your Booty” by K.C. & The Sunshine Band

Well, we do have the “Dance of the Glittering Hindquarters”, which someone animated. See the Sept 15, 2013 comic (http://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2013/09/15)

Involuntarily visions Marigold twerking before I can stop myself * ….

Merry Christmas Eve, everypon – er, everybody!

I know how Phoebe feels. My mother and I not only worked out my list together, but then, we’d go shopping for what I wanted as well. The only thing that was a surprise for me was that since Mom wrapped everything after I was in bed, I didn’t know what was in which package …

Easy solution to that, Pheobe, just do what I do…write up a long multi-page list of everything you could ever imagine wanting and tell everyone who asks for it “pick one. It’s only long to keep me from knowing what you got me.”