Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 19, 2016

I was talking to George Washington the other day, he said he was appalled at this whole “lying is the new truth” thing. I told him to get with the times. (Some of the above may not necessarily be true.)

Honesty is the best policy.

I’m with you Caufield. Unless it is a story so outrageous everyone knows that I’m pulling their leg.

Caulfield just took himself out of the running for any state or federal election ever. Right on, Caulfield!!

Some things are better left alone like chronic lying. Once you start you never can stop.

What about the time he photocopied his butt for an art project, but told the teacher it was because his family eat ham for the holidays?

Truth is malleable in the new world order.

I cannot tell a lie, unless it’s absolutely convenient.

This one should have been another kid, not Caulfield.