I guess he won’t be touching her either then. After 9 years of marriage, I’m not sure it’s real compatibility either. Compatibility helps, but you also have to work at it (and ignore some things).
I’ve told people many times that one of the reasons my wife and I have stayed together for nearly 31 years, is that she is effectively blind without her glasses. That means, she doesn’t have to see what I look like first thing in the morning.
If she looks like this every night when they go to bed … then how in the world do they have children?! Yikes! Since she’s a stay-at-home wife and mom, why doesn’t she wear this goop during the day while John’s at work so she can look pretty and youthful for him when they’re alone in their room together at night?!?
legaleagle48 over 13 years ago
And that you’re learning to keep your mouth shut!
dugharry over 13 years ago
Discretion is also the better part of valour
lightenup Premium Member over 13 years ago
I guess he won’t be touching her either then. After 9 years of marriage, I’m not sure it’s real compatibility either. Compatibility helps, but you also have to work at it (and ignore some things).
Hoomi over 13 years ago
I’ve told people many times that one of the reasons my wife and I have stayed together for nearly 31 years, is that she is effectively blind without her glasses. That means, she doesn’t have to see what I look like first thing in the morning.
Thraceguy over 13 years ago
9 years of marriage? Don’t they have grown kids from a past strip life?
gene2u over 13 years ago
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.” - Benjamin Franklin
RadioTom over 13 years ago
“… By the Dawn’s early light…”
(Well, at least they finally figured out how to spell PayPal… sort of…)
Gretchen's Mom over 13 years ago
If she looks like this every night when they go to bed … then how in the world do they have children?! Yikes! Since she’s a stay-at-home wife and mom, why doesn’t she wear this goop during the day while John’s at work so she can look pretty and youthful for him when they’re alone in their room together at night?!?