Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 28, 2016

Transcript:

We are conducting an experiment to see if joy comes from receiving a present, or if it's the thought that counts. To that end, we've given each of you a gift. One is a new video game, and one is a placebo gift. After receipt of your said gifts, your pupil dilation and heart rate will be monitored at regular intervals. Now then This is a lie designed to cut the cost of Christmas in half. Today, 50% attrition among test subjects.