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As Dave Barry said, if someone went around managing pretend reindeer herds and trading imaginary reindeer with other people, we’d put him in a straitjacket. Yes, that’s the correct spelling. But imaginary sports teams? That’s “sane.”
Brian Fink over 7 years ago
Hi, I’m Al Harrington, President and CEO of Al Harrington’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you! Attract customers to your business, Make a splash at your next presentation, Keep grandma company, Protect your crops. Confuse your neighbors, African American? Hail a cab! Testify in church, Or just raise the roof! Whatever your wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man needs are! So come on down to Al Harrington’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man Emporium and Warehouse! Route 2 in Weekapaug.
Steve Dutch over 7 years ago
As Dave Barry said, if someone went around managing pretend reindeer herds and trading imaginary reindeer with other people, we’d put him in a straitjacket. Yes, that’s the correct spelling. But imaginary sports teams? That’s “sane.”
Godfreydaniel over 7 years ago
The teams may be imaginary but the gambling is quite real! (Besides, the players are quite real, but the “ownership” of them is imaginary.)