Close to Home by John McPherson for November 30, 2016

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    oldpine52  over 7 years ago

    Not the best place to advertise a gym or a cardiologist.

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    jbduncan  over 7 years ago

    Why not- most funerals are a big waste of money anyway.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Should have just had coffin wrapped.

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    whiteheron  over 7 years ago

    An older gentleman was approaching death and his family had gathered in order to make final arrangements and make sure that his final wishes were met.He sat in his chair listening to them bantering on and on as to who should come, who would give eulogies etc , his eyes closed, the only sound from him was his resperator as he struggled for air. His daughter stopped her nattering and turned to him and asked “Daddy, do you want a burial or do you want to be cremated?”His eys popped open and he slowly looked at each of his loved ones, and finally answered the question; " Surprise me !" .

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    coffeeturtle  over 7 years ago

    Just prop me up by the jukebox

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 7 years ago

    Some very stiff competition.

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