An older gentleman was approaching death and his family had gathered in order to make final arrangements and make sure that his final wishes were met.He sat in his chair listening to them bantering on and on as to who should come, who would give eulogies etc , his eyes closed, the only sound from him was his resperator as he struggled for air. His daughter stopped her nattering and turned to him and asked “Daddy, do you want a burial or do you want to be cremated?”His eys popped open and he slowly looked at each of his loved ones, and finally answered the question; " Surprise me !" .
oldpine52 over 7 years ago
Not the best place to advertise a gym or a cardiologist.
jbduncan over 7 years ago
Why not- most funerals are a big waste of money anyway.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 7 years ago
Should have just had coffin wrapped.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
An older gentleman was approaching death and his family had gathered in order to make final arrangements and make sure that his final wishes were met.He sat in his chair listening to them bantering on and on as to who should come, who would give eulogies etc , his eyes closed, the only sound from him was his resperator as he struggled for air. His daughter stopped her nattering and turned to him and asked “Daddy, do you want a burial or do you want to be cremated?”His eys popped open and he slowly looked at each of his loved ones, and finally answered the question; " Surprise me !" .
coffeeturtle over 7 years ago
Just prop me up by the jukebox
Thomas & Tifffany Connolly over 7 years ago
Some very stiff competition.