Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 13, 2016
December 12, 2016
December 14, 2016
Transcript:
Mom: No, you're not getting a catsup fountain for Christmas! Alice: Why not? Mom: Because, 1. There's no such thing. 2. if there is, it's disgusting. 3. you've already got a perfectly good big ugly fountain. 4. you don't even like catsup! Beni: That was your chance to ask for a volcano! It would've seemed so sensible by comparison! Alice: But a catsup fountain would be so perfect for sharing time!
bigcatbusiness over 7 years ago
Why ask for one when you can make one?
einarbt over 7 years ago
Good point, Alice should have asked for a volcano.
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
I can think of better things to share with the class.
Phred Premium Member over 7 years ago
Alice is still working on her negotiation skills.
WaitingMan over 7 years ago
I don’t like catsup either. And don’t get me started on ketchup.
Dani Rice over 7 years ago
Beni has the right idea. Start YUGE and work your way down to something reasonable.
David Rickard Premium Member over 7 years ago
If you’re gonna ask for a volcano, Alice, ask for Eyjafjallajökull—it’s the best!
Perkycat over 7 years ago
Yes, Alice, you already have a big, ugly fountain – just pour catsup in it.
drivingfuriously Premium Member over 7 years ago
Every good restaurant I go to has a catsup fountain, like McDonalds, Culvers, Burger King.
Sisyphos over 7 years ago
It’s all a part of the Big Conspiracy called Growing Up, Alice. None of us ever got the “catsup fountain” we wanted.
That’s why we’re such a sorry lot. Keep on being Alice!