Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 29, 2016
November 28, 2016
November 30, 2016
Transcript:
Boy: I want to change my name. Frazz: A common phase. It'll pass. Boy: Of course it will pass. I only need to be somebody else until Mr. Burke hands back our science quiz. Frazz: Oh, like a witness protection program for people who didn't do their homework.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Sorry kid, you ignored it you dealt it.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
That’s “witless protection”, Frazz.
nossmf over 7 years ago
The old college joke: the professor calls time on the test. One student continues writing for another ten minutes. When he approaches to turn in his test, the prof tells him he failed due to breaking the rules. The student asks the prof if he knows who he is, to which the arrogant prof laughs no. The student then slips his test halfway through the stack of test papers and walks away.
hippogriff over 7 years ago
comicsssfan
Someone spiked the punch while waiting in line? It makes no sense to anyone who has not read your previous posts, and tiresome to those who have.
ianjohnsoncartoonist Premium Member over 7 years ago
Let me know when you put this together.
hippogriff over 7 years ago
comicsssfan
Thank you, I suppose. On the whole, I rather have a chain of Susan Sunshine’s puns.