Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 01, 2016

Morning is whenever I get up. Usually sometime in the afternoon.

He forgot to say “Don’t call me Shirley”

Are we absolutely certain that Bucky didn’t run for the US Senate?

Once again Bucky is correct in his madness. The Earth is a rotating sphere so the Sun is ALWAYS coming up somewhere on this planet.

The Sun Also Sets.

I wish Bucky’s brain would rise.

Question for the assembled multitudes:How do you pronounce “☆#%@”?

“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.” – Ford Prefect

It’s always morning somewhere, Satchel.

I say “Good Morning” to people who just got up any time of the day.

And don’t call me “Shirley”.