Even in the days before the Internet forward, you would read in magazines and newspapers about how post office employees would get a letter to God or to Santa Claus and take it upon themselves to read it and answer the letter. Or letters to Romeo and Juliet or whoever.
I tried writing letters like that, and always got them back machine-stamped. “Unknown at this adress.” “Return to Sender.”
I figured it out before I was 3. I never believed, but would not ruin it for my brothers. I guess I saw mom put toys in the cart when I was 2. I told mom that Santa did not bring it, that she bought it.Also, I remember wanting a certain item and the rotton kids got one(each) and I did not. Of if they did manage to find it, it was broken.(not like my wife and I, who would camp out for the nephews toys and later for our children and grandchildren. Evidently, that was too much for my parents(they had the money, but were just cheap.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
we sure it wan’t insufficient postage?
paul over 7 years ago
Budget Cuts Post Office. They can not afford reindeer anymore.
bigcatbusiness over 7 years ago
And you don’t suspect why… or whom might be responsible?
orinoco womble over 7 years ago
Even in the days before the Internet forward, you would read in magazines and newspapers about how post office employees would get a letter to God or to Santa Claus and take it upon themselves to read it and answer the letter. Or letters to Romeo and Juliet or whoever.
I tried writing letters like that, and always got them back machine-stamped. “Unknown at this adress.” “Return to Sender.”
Do they even have a dead-letter office anymore?
kaystari Premium Member over 7 years ago
Who sends more than one letter a year??
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Desperate children will send more than one.
JPuzzleWhiz over 7 years ago
“Forget it, kid!”
GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago
Return to sender. Address unknown.
Number Three over 7 years ago
If the Peanuts strips were set in modern times, Charlie Brown could just shoot off an email to Santa.
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Astroman007 over 7 years ago
But the email would come back “send failed” or “undelivered”! “Recipient unknown”. “Header contains path of ISP delivery attempt”, etc.
knight1192a over 7 years ago
It was Albert Mouse and his friends. They insulted Santa. Now Mr. Trundle will have to build a clock tower.
route66paul over 7 years ago
I figured it out before I was 3. I never believed, but would not ruin it for my brothers. I guess I saw mom put toys in the cart when I was 2. I told mom that Santa did not bring it, that she bought it.Also, I remember wanting a certain item and the rotton kids got one(each) and I did not. Of if they did manage to find it, it was broken.(not like my wife and I, who would camp out for the nephews toys and later for our children and grandchildren. Evidently, that was too much for my parents(they had the money, but were just cheap.
tea62 over 7 years ago
…or WHO may be responsible…