Ah, marriage. Someone always there to tell you how you should change to make THEM happy. No wonder men die earlier. They just want a little peace and quiet.
Ah, marriage. Someone always there to shove their dirty skivvies under the bed so your bedroom smells of his skid marks; expect proof of his masculinity in the form of babies; and let you raise said babies after being dumped for a younger, slimmer girl. No wonder women feel an adjustment in child support is more important than a new boat.
kreole over 13 years ago
I don’t get it………..
MorganZ over 13 years ago
Apparently, Nelson didn’t understand that Earl was talking about 2 vegetables….
Yukoner over 13 years ago
What we have here is a failure to communicate.
cdward over 13 years ago
At least Nelson did eat every carrot!
tamsin over 13 years ago
haha- took me a minute, too! Only it’s not spelled ‘pea’… whoops…
gjsjr41 over 13 years ago
A pea by any other name is still…………wet.
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
Thank you…. subtle humor goes right by me.
McGehee over 13 years ago
Really? It usually goes right through me.
wicky over 13 years ago
Old, but effective.
lightenup Premium Member over 13 years ago
LOL! When my kids accidently drop a pea on the floor, I always say “You peed on the floor!” The first time, they were so surprised. :-)
dukekraus over 13 years ago
That is great humor…I look forward to using it myself… thanks Brian.
jtviper7 over 13 years ago
This one does nothing for me…
richardkel over 13 years ago
Grandpa Earl was just telling Nelson that he should mind his P’s & Q’s.
VirtualWind over 13 years ago
My Pops used that line on us grand kids. Now I use it on mine.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Ah, marriage. Someone always there to tell you how you should change to make THEM happy. No wonder men die earlier. They just want a little peace and quiet.
anorok2 over 13 years ago
Like the time Dennis the Menace told his mother his friend Alvin liked the soup she served him until Dennis told him it was pea soup.
Sandy_June over 13 years ago
Ah, marriage. Someone always there to shove their dirty skivvies under the bed so your bedroom smells of his skid marks; expect proof of his masculinity in the form of babies; and let you raise said babies after being dumped for a younger, slimmer girl. No wonder women feel an adjustment in child support is more important than a new boat.
tamron over 13 years ago
Thank for sharing, Sandy_June, I think…
There are towns in Minnesota called Pease and Milaca. The train stops at Milaca and Pease.
ububobu over 13 years ago
Like the very old joke about how to catch a Polar Bear.
Chop a hole in the ice. Spread sweet peas around the hole. When the Bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole.
Sorry.
lightenup Premium Member over 13 years ago
LOL UBUBOBU!!!! You win!
theR0nin over 13 years ago
Well, Sandy_June, at least Freholder1 was just commenting on the comic. Aggressive much?
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Wow, Sandy, wee really need to meet. At dawn. With pistols. That way you can kill one man and not take it out on all of them. :-)
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Sorry about the divorce, Sandy. I’m still married after 40 years and SHE has a sense of humor, which helps.