C'est la Vie by Jennifer Babcock for October 28, 2016

So Mona’s in to face sitting?

Hey my number is four!

you know she just threw down a chal**ange

Mona, there’s a difference between Halloween and Monday Night Football.

You three go ahead, I’ll just stand here licking my eyebrows.

sing it with me, “sit on my face and tell me that you love me / i’ll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too / i love to hear you moralize, when i’m between your thighs”

Okay…; I’m just weirded out. I don’t want Mona, or anyone else, sitting on my face. Not even at a Halloween party!

HEY!!! I’m #1 !!!!!!!

Pretty good description of depression, actually.