Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for November 03, 2016

Time to stop being a slob.

Slobs don’t clean up there messes.

I’m single…Don’t have a clue…I just stack ’em up……And take them to the kitchen eventually, in theory….

Oh yeah, straiten up or ship out

It isn’t about being a “slob.” Its about being able to relax, be yourself and enjoy life while the boss lady is busy running something other that YOU!

When the cat’s away, the mice will play. In this case when Mom’s away, the cat will play.

It is the wise and clever husband who knows the art of releasing the inner slob yet projecting the illusion of the sensitive male attuned to the every needs of his mate. Life is good.

Cats have sensitive stomachs and Arlo is probably allowing Lud to snack in an unauthorized manner.

Early Warning System. Perfected by males everywhere.

Usually cats are afraid when they hear loud machinery like a hair dryer.

At first I thought it was the cat purring.

Not sure I get this one

I sometimes floss my teeth while watching tv,then use the used floss to play with the cat.Drives my wife crazy!

I already read this in my newspaper. Why is it in my comics feed?

Our grown daughter tells us that she watched her father’s beer level to know how long she had before we would leave the restaurant. He would nurse it until time to go, then down the last few sips.

Pipe Tobacco…..( C ). I’m pretty much banned to the rec-room these days,the cat stays upstairs with her.

Tsk,women who don’t cook,whats the world coming to?