Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for November 30, 2016
November 29, 2016
December 01, 2016
Transcript:
Cat breath miracle cures! Minty tuna, genetically modified to smell like strawberries, cat collar with built-in lavender air freshener, with motion sensor, bacon suit, menthol catnip, throat implant that emits smell of freshly baked bread.
Ida No over 7 years ago
Which can all be overcome with one or two simple hairballs.
carlosrivers over 7 years ago
thank you for reminding me why i do’nt have pets…
Lady Bri over 7 years ago
I like that “genetically modified to smell like strawberries” :D
jim_pem over 7 years ago
I don’t know about breath, but we have a motion sensor air freshener outside the litter box. We’ve had two or three cats since we’ve installed it and they’ve all gotten used to be hissed at by it when they go.
Nobody_Important over 7 years ago
While these are very creative ideas, I usually just keep my nose/face away from her face – but that’s not as funny.